Twitter Personalities
Twitter, twitter, twitter, is there something that wasn't said about twitter? Maybe... I don't know if someone categorized the type of people using twitter, so I'm giving it a try...
People:
The Conformist:
He likes to think of himself as an early adopter... But not really, he uses twitter just because he heard so much about it from so many people, and he decided to signup. He doesn't really care for it, so he follows a few people and writes down a twit every few days at most, after a month he forgets about his account.
The Smart Opportunistic:
Joined twitter because he has an agenda. He wants to promote his blog, business, political agenda or whatever. He keeps on spreading information about his agenda (in a subtle way), he tries not to get caught as a spammer, so he keeps following other people too - but never read a word they say.
The Stupid opportunistic:
He is very similar to the opportunistic, but in a stupid way. He also delivers his agenda in a subtle way, but other people don't pay much interest to him because he is not smart enough to care about his followers-following ratio.
The Egocentric:
His only goal is to have as many followers as possible, even if he has no interest to follow a person he will follow him to get him to follow him as well. He doesn't wait more than a day to remove a person from his list if that person didn't follow him, in order to keep the followers-following ratio stable.
The Chatter:
He is not interested in reading or spreading links to the coolest things, or the hottest news. He just wants to chat with his buddies on everyday things. He feels that twitter is his new replacement for emails or IM.
The Autobiographer:
What he does all day is tell the world approximately every 10 minutes what he is doing. He has no interest in other people, he has only the need to share his everyday accomplishments. (Such as riding a bus, eating pizza and etc...).
The spammer:
He doesn't care at all about what is going on, he just keep on following people like there is no tomorrow. He has the worst followers-following ratio. Since he opened his account he created approximately 1-3 twits and no more, to make the appearance of a real user... He gets you all excited for a new follower until you understand he is just another spammer.
The Early Adopters:
They have been here from the beginning, telling themselves this is the next big thing. They keep a happy count of how many times twitter is down, in the last few weeks they are unhappy because twitter is up most of the time.
The Stalker:
He is searching twitter to find real celebrities. He likes to collect them and tries (but fails) to bask in their reflected glory.
The one twit people:
Opened an account after reading an article in Techcrunch, really loved the concept of twitter and even filled a short bio and posted a twit. Never came back...
The Re-Twitter:
He is a person of ethics. When he finds something he likes in his feed (Submitted by a person he follows), he wont pass it on as his own as he is a person of high ethics, he will always give the honor to that person by mentioning him in the form of a Re-Twit.
The heavy blogger:
He thinks he is a king walking among his many loyal subjects. He greets them in his special way when he wakes up or go to sleep. He always chooses who to reply or who to ignore. He has 10-50 times more followers than people he is following. Beside spreading links to his new blog post he likes to share his occasional words of wisdom.
The Casual twitter:
For him twitter is just another platform, he doesn't really pay attention to twitter articles or to his followers-following ratio, but it is always a reasonable ratio. He has a few buddies here, a few Celebs and a few opinion leaders. He is probably the only twitter user who reads his entire feed.
Companies:
The "Opportunity to get Cheap advertisement" Company:
Probably a company that heard about the "New age" of viral advertisement and web2.0, and would like to exploit twitter to gain free advertisement, and to be able to say to its investors that they are into web2.0.
The web2.0 Company:
A web2.0 company is all about what is Now. so there is no way they didn't open a twitter account. Most of the times the twitter account looks like their chances for an exit...
The Hip CEO:
Probably a company that its CEO still didn't pass the age of 35 (sometimes even 25), and uses twitter in a good way to be in touch with its customers. Their account is more similar to a chatter account than to the opportunistic account, they sometime have the tendency to forget to talk about their own company.
The Company's "Cover" account:
They don't use the company name, instead they pretend like it is a real user spreading links from their web site (and never other links) and they use the account as any of the opportunistic characters. Most of the time they are so obvious it hurts...
News and Feed Bots:
Rarely helpful, and commonly suffocate your feed with an overdose of very not interesting links.
I hope you can find yourself there, but I guess all of us are a mixture of some of these types. If you have any additions, corrections , suggestions, or a twitter account that fits one of these types feel free to leave a comment.
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